I decided that I am God.

Or 雨女. I swear, man.

I can not leave the house for weeks, and the weather is all bright and shiny with unicorns.

And when I finally DO step out, just to pick up something from the store, or to run any sort of errand?

RAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAIN

"This is your local Weather Channel reporting. Since Jennifer is staying inside all month due to sickness, housecleaning or just being a hermit, expect sunny skies and rainbows~"  

There are some days when I'm the 晴れ女 though.